Ten random Tintin&Haddock caps from the 1947 stop-motion movie:
Tintin and the Crab with Golden Claws
(This is like the sweetest thing ever!)
Calculus better have this line when he’s actually in the movie.
Tintin: the only person who apologizes to people before punching them
This is even better if you read it in the voice of the 90s animated Canadian Tintin.
“I’m sore-y about this, but…” POW!
let’s take a quick break from haddotin to appreciate the wincest that is thompsoncest